You know, I don't spend all day and all night surfing the Web and cranking out high-quality alt.media. Sometimes I like to sit back and let someone else do the driving. Gee, I wonder what's on CNN, the all-news channel, right now. Maybe they'll be able to tell me how the vote in East Timor went today. Let's see... hey, they're talking about Gary Condit! Everytime I turn it on, it's Gary Condit!