/DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD\ 3 3 3 ******************************** 3 3 * Welcome to PRIVATE IDAHO BBS * 3 3 ******************************** 3 3 3 3 |||---> "The BBS That Will Not Die!"<---||| 3 3 3 3 1200/2400/9600 bawd. 24 hrs a day ! 3 3 3 3 Sysop: Robert Carr AKA "Psycho-Op" 3 3 Co-Sysop: Rex The Feral Bat Child 3 3 3 3 3 3 Robert Carr 3 3 P.O. Box 2761, Borah Station 3 3 Boise, Idaho 83701 3 3 3 3 Basic User: 30 Minutes per day *FREE* 3 3 Fairly Decent User: 60 Minutes per day (6 mo.) $5.00 3 3 Mighty Damn Fine User: 60 Minutes per day (12 mo.) $10.00 3 3 Incredibly Potent User: 120 Minutes per day (12 mo.) $15.00 3 3 Mega-Omnipotent God User: UNLIMITED $20.00 3 -- I'M FROM THE GOVERNMENT AND I'VE COME TO HELP YOU -- Air at gas stations in Hempstead, Long Island, has to be free. >> Discussions, Files, VD_ROM, Mail, Systext, Games, Utilities, >> Bulletins, Logoff :d -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Discussions -------------------------------------------------------------------------- *** Hilights From Today's Discussions *** To: All Former Shriners From: Marcia I don't know whether to believe my boyfriend or not. He says he got VD from kis sing a toilet seat. Is this possible? --->>> (use "Z" to scan for new messages) <<<--- >> General, Tips, Jokes, User_Profiles, Buy/Sale/Trade, Events, Zipscan, Quit :g ************************************************************************ * * * GENERAL TOPICS / GENERAL TOPICS / GENERAL TOPICS / GENERAL TOPICS * * * ************************************************************************ *** Today's Online Conferrence *** "Senile Child Actors Sold Into Slavery By Porno Stars" Your Moderator: Jay Jay *** Discussions Section Menu *** (currently selected topic "General") >> New-msgs, Post-msg, Read-any, Help, Quit :r Messages range from 1 to 133 Your current "New Scan" pointer is set to 1 Enter message number to start at or "Q" to Quit (and a return) : 1 ___________________________________________________________ Msg #1 From: doug wray To: Psycho-Op Date: 9:58:03 PM 1/28/92 Yo you sick dudes! Just to let you know, ____a_g_e_n_t__o_f__k_a_r_m_a____ is now here! So, quit your grinning and drop yer linen!! Uploads forthcoming... HEY!!!! Where;s the 800 number??? :( Doug Wray ____________________________________________________________________ >> Next (or press return), Post, Quit :q Enter message number to start at or "Q" to Quit (and a return) : q Set your "New Scan" pointer to message 2 (the next msg) (Y/N) ? q Your "New Scan" pointer REMAINS set to message 1 *** Discussions Section Menu *** (currently selected topic "General") >> New-msgs, Post-msg, Read-any, Help, Quit :q -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Discussions -------------------------------------------------------------------------- *** Hilights From Today's Discussions *** To: All Former Shriners From: Marcia I don't know whether to believe my boyfriend or not. He says he got VD from kis sing a toilet seat. Is this possible? --->>> (use "Z" to scan for new messages) <<<--- >> General, Tips, Jokes, User_Profiles, Buy/Sale/Trade, Events, Zipscan, Quit :q -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Main Menu -------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- I'M FROM THE GOVERNMENT AND I'VE COME TO HELP YOU -- Air at gas stations in Hempstead, Long Island, has to be free. >> Discussions, Files, VD_ROM, Mail, Systext, Games, Utilities, >> Bulletins, Logoff :b ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >> Press "S" to pause, any key to continue, "C" cancels << ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! **************************************** *** NOTICE TO LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENTS *** **************************************** The owners and users of this system are exercising First Amendment rights. Some material on this system is in preparation for public dissemination and is "work product material" protected under USC 42, Section 2000aa. Note that this is a civil statute. Violation of this statute by law enforcement agents is very likely to result in a civil suit. Each and every person who has "work product material" stored on this system is entitled to recover at least minimum damages of $1000 *plus all legal expenses.* Agents may not be protected from personal civil liability if they violate this statute. In addition, there is email, i.e., "stored electronic communications" which has been in storage less than 180 days on this system. Such stored electronic communications are protected from seizure or even "preventing authorized access" without a warrant specific to each person's email. Again, this is protected under civil action in USC 18, 2704. On this system you can expect up to 300 people to have stored email. Each of them is entitled to collect $1000 *plus all legal expenses* for violations. While the agency you work for *might* pay your legal fees and judgments against you, why take chances? If you feel the need to go after email, or take actions which would deny email access to our users, get appropriate warrants. ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >> Press "S" to pause, any key to continue, "C" cancels << ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ************************************* *** GERALDO-MATIC STACK RELEASED! *** ************************************* Now even a nobody like you can have your own trash TV interview with talk show host Geraldo Reararea! Discuss your drug problems and bizarre sexual appetites in front of millions of people you don't even know! Spill your guts while plugging your new miniseries! Share the agony of your latest suicide attempt! Anything goes with Geraldo-Matic. Run, don't walk, to download this stack which can save your life! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >> Press "S" to pause, any key to continue, "C" cancels << ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ******************************************* *** Upload, Download, Unload, Reload... *** ******************************************* Anything goes on Private Idaho... But in order to keep the local police-type persons from kicking in the front door and seizing everything as evidence, it is necessary that we follow a couple of guidelines: * No Software Piracy * No Kiddie Porn * No Posting Credit Card Numbers Or Any Other Illegal Activities That Would Get My Ass In A Sling. Aside from that you're free do as you please... Wanna call another user a "fuckhead"?... Be my guest. Feel like downloading nonstop for 35 hours?... Go right ahead. Eat your lunch with a screwdriver?... Ya sure, ya betcha. ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >> Press "S" to pause, any key to continue, "C" cancels << ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! *********************************** *** ATTENTION SHAREWARE AUTHORS *** *********************************** Do you have a program so foul, smutty or absurd that no reputable distributor will carry it? Do BBS's refuse to put it online and do Mac User Groups send it back to you with postage due? Well, Private Idaho BBS wants to put your evil program online. Let our national network of perverts, iconoclasts and thought criminals put your creation through its paces. Send you nasty program to: Private Idaho BBS P.O. Box 2761, Borah Station Boise, Idaho 83701 You'll be glad you did... ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >> Press "S" to pause, any key to continue, "C" cancels << ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ***************************** *** CALLING ALL RANTERS! *** ***************************** Are your screeds routinely rejected by main stream publishers because of such they fear such trivial items as consumer boycotts and libel lawsuits? Fear not, for Private Idaho wants to put your insane ramblings online for the whole world to read! Submissions should either be uploaded as a text (ASCII) file or stored on a 3 1/2 inch floppy disk and mailed to: Private Idaho P.O. Box 2761, Borah Station Boise, Idaho 83701 ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >> Press "S" to pause, any key to continue, "C" cancels << ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ****************************************************** *** PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR Wanda Sue Strumpet Sez... *** ****************************************************** "Nothing gets my nipples hard faster than a man who uploads. Whenever I hear the words 'Send File' that little spot between my legs starts to twitch like a bunny's nose in a blender. But I'm not the only one... most women feel this way about men who upload." "Scientific studies have proven that men who upload usually have larger penises, make more money and are less likely to become homosexuals than men who don't upload." "But I guess that's why they upload so much... because they're totally secure in their masculinity. Anyway, I love it!" ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >> Press "S" to pause, any key to continue, "C" cancels << ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ******************************************* *** JOKE FAMINE REACHES CRITICAL LEVEL! *** ******************************************* In war-torn Serbo-Croatia, an afterdinner speaker is forced to tell a "Johnny Fuckerfaster" joke... On a drought-stricken Ethiopian plain, a young mother must lull her starving children to sleep with Elephant jokes... Brutal death squads operating deep in South American jungles must amuse themselves by telling Knock-Knock jokes while torturing prisoners. With the World Joke Reserves at an all time low, your jokes are needed now more than ever. ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >> Press "S" to pause, any key to continue, "C" cancels << ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! **************************************************************** *** PRIVATE IDAHO BBS'S NEW SUBSCRIBER PLAN IS NOW IN EFFECT *** **************************************************************** Become a Subscriber to Private Idaho BBS by contributing $10 and receive absolutely nothing! Private Idaho Subscribers don't have their own node that they can call, they don't get access to any download areas that are closed to regular users, they don't get a coffee mug with their name on it, and more than likely they won't even receive a thank-you note from the sysop. They will however receive a canceled check with their name printed on it with REAL ink! Yes, as much as I hate to beg, the skyrocketing cost of operating and maintaining Private Idaho have reached an all time high of approximately $17 per month! And in order to achieve my goal of replacing the Macintosh Plus that runs this board with a Cray supercomputer, I am facing the prospect of having to sell 3,245,280 pints of blood to the plasma center! That's why it's imperative that you send your children's school lunch money to: Private Idaho / P.O. Box 2761, Borah Station / Boise Idaho 83701 ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >> Press "S" to pause, any key to continue, "C" cancels << ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ************************************************************************ *** Private Idaho BBS Threatened By The Forces Of Sweetness & Light! *** ************************************************************************ - Joined In Progress - ... And I can feel them closing in right now. Hordes of Jessie Helms clones marching lockstep holding a Book Of Mormon in one hand, an Uzi in the other and the word "Jeezus" written on their foreheads in the blood of illegitimate babies. And they're all surrounding Private Idaho with a maloviolent glint in their eyes and bloody drool seeping from between their asshole-like lips. That's when I wake up screaming and sporting a dead man's hard-on, and then I realize that this whole Ministry could be pulled down by the Good People. The ones who live in well-lighted rooms, keep immaculate lawns and can't take a shit without a special surgical procedure. You know the ones I'm talking about -- The ones who want to take away your Super Soaker. The people who put "Baby On Board" stickers on their cars. The hellspawn that sponsor public service announcements inflating the dangers of mixing Pam oven cleaner and Everclear. But we can still beat them! Your love donation to this Ministry goes towards purchasing the weapons, alcohol, sex aids and software necessary to maintain this outpost of deviation in a world menaced by God! I'm on my knees now, right in front of you, and I'm humilating myself with... --Transmission Garbled By Weeping ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >> Press "S" to pause, any key to continue, "C" cancels << ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ************************************************* *** Download SMURFS IN HELL Software By Mail! *** ************************************************* Long Distance Callers, don't give your hard-earned $$$ to Ma Bell... Give it to me, instead! And SAVE A BUNDLE! Downloading demos of my four most popular programs, "Mormonoids From The Deep, MacSpudd!, MacJesus: Your Personal Savior On A Floppy Disk, and Porno Writer" will take you around 4 hours if you're using a 2400 baud modem. This translates into costing you around $30, even if you take advantage of telephone rate discounts. For a measly $5, I'll ship four 800K floppies containing demos of these four programs plus anything else I can squeeze onto the disks to YOU immediately. Think about it, for less than the one-tenth of the price of a 1965 Ford Falcon, you can receive working demos of the programs that made me the pariah that I am today! Send your $5 to: Robert Carr P.O. Box 2761, Borah Station Boise, Idaho 83701 ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >> Press "S" to pause, any key to continue, "C" cancels << ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ******************************************************* *** Recession-Ready "HELL PAKS" Ride To The Rescue! *** ******************************************************* Well, the go-go years of the '80's have pretty much gone-gone, and you've more than likely lost your job down at the S & L... Unemployment means less money for the important things in life like illicit drugs, jumper cables and even recreational software. We here at SMURFS IN HELL are not insensitive to the heartrending plight of Yuppie scum, like yourself, who perhaps overextended themselves from one-too-many coke-induced Cable Shopping Network buying sprees. Damn... who would have ever guessed that the bottom would drop out of the Potbellied Pig Market? In order to take your mind off those long waits in line down at the unemployment office, SMURFS IN HELL is offering "HELL PAKS" for the stupidly low price of $20. Each "HELL PAK" contains the four most popular SIH games, "Mormonoids From The Deep, MacSpudd!, MacJesus: Your Personal Savior On A Floppy Disk, and Porno Writer." If purchased separately these games would cost you $35, but now you can get them for less than what you paid for a plate of dead, raw fish before you became Less Than Zero. Now not only can the wolf be at your door, but the SMURF can be in your Macintosh. Order now while you still have an address... Send your cash or checks (no food stamps, please) to: Robert Carr P.O. Box 2761, Borah Station Boise, Idaho 83701 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Main Menu -------------------------------------------------------------------------- *************************************************************************** "VD ROM" ADULT FILE SECTION *************************************************************************** \\\ WARNING \\\ WARNING \\\ WARNING \\\ WARNING \\\ WARNING \\\ \ \ \ THIS MODULE IS A BETA VERSION OF A CD_ROM MODULE FOR MUBBS. \ \ IT IS bUggY!!! YOU BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD \ \ FROM THIS SECTION!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!! \ \ \ \\\ WARNING \\\ WARNING \\\ WARNING \\\ WARNING \\\ WARNING \\\ This module enables MUBBS to access files on a different storage device (i.e. hard drive, CD_ROM, Removable Media, etc.). It is currently accessing an Apple 40 meg Tape Drive. As soon as this module is debugged (and I have the $$$), it will be upgraded to either a HD or a CD_ROM player. I have yet to download successfully from this area using Xmodem, although I have managed to download using Zmodem. If you attempt to download from this section, please drop me a line stating the following: The Name Of The Com Program Used Protocol Used Whether Or Not You Were Able To Download Okay The sooner we have this info, the sooner the developer will be to get the kinks out of it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>VD ROM DOWNLOAD RESULTS SO FAR...<<<<<<<<<<<<< Red Ryder 9.4 -------------- Xmodem - Unsuccessful Download White Knight 11.08 --------- Xmodem - Unsuccessful Download --------- Zmodem - Unsuccessful Download ZTerm .9 --------------------Xmodem - Unsuccessful Download --------------------Zmodem - * SUCCESSFUL DOWNLOAD * Telex -----------------------Xmodem - Unsuccessful Download -----------------------Zmodem - * SUCCESSFUL DOWNLOAD * MicroPhone II ---------------Zmodem - * SUCCESSFUL DOWNLOAD * ProCom Plus for Windows -----Zmodem - * SUCCESSFUL DOWNLOAD * *************************************************************************** <<<<<<<<<<< Files Currently Online... >>>>>>>>>>> 1230-4.GIF >Rear view of anal sex. - 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64K Local004.GIF >Collage of 3 fairly rasty Polaroids. - 66K Lisit2.GIF >Lesbo box lunch... - 62K LL-P_015.GIF >Great GIF of woman fondling her breasts and pussy. - 297K Lynn06.GIF >Fairly decent woman exposed. - 158K MITS03.GIF >TS taking it up the butt. - 200K Molly1.GIF >Woman with 3 men... - 149K Molly2.GIF >Now she's getting ready to suck the big one. - 87K Molly3.GIF >Make that 4 guys... - 149K Molly4.GIF >The saga continues. - 139K NB-K-009.GIF >Very pregnant naked woman. - 31K Passion2.GIF >Woman sucking monster cock. - 50K Pussy117.GIF >Nude woman smiling at another while clutching a dildo. - 45K Red2.GIF >Nice pussy lips. 28K Rimmer.GIF >Chick's asshole open wide. - 135K Roomate6.GIF >Close-up of cunt lapping. - 70K Sis-70.GIF Sixty-nine with tongues and dildo. - 180K Squirm.GIF >Guy really putting it to a babe. - 38K Toys8H.GIF >Banana in pussy, dildo in ass. - 213K Toys9H.GIF >Close up of dildo in pussy, dick in ass. - 212K TXC-001N.GIF >Guy with two fingers in pussy. - 117K Vibrate.GIF >Rearview of cock in ass, vibrator in pussy. - 38K VLG1-070.GIF >Dildo in one hole, cock in the other. - 109K **************************************** *** NOTICE TO LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENTS *** **************************************** The owners and users of this system are exercising First Amendment rights. Some material on this system is in preparation for public dissemination and is "work product material" protected under USC 42, Section 2000aa. Note that this is a civil statute. Violation of this statute by law enforcement agents is very likely to result in a civil suit. Each and every person who has "work product material" stored on this system is entitled to recover at least minimum damages of $1000 *plus all legal expenses.* Agents may not be protected from personal civil liability if they violate this statute. In addition, there is email, i.e., "stored electronic communications" which has been in storage less than 180 days on this system. Such stored electronic communications are protected from seizure or even "preventing authorized access" without a warrant specific to each person's email. Again, this is protected under civil action in USC 18, 2704. On this system you can expect up to 300 people to have stored email. Each of them is entitled to collect $1000 *plus all legal expenses* for violations. While the agency you work for *might* pay your legal fees and judgments against you, why take chances? If you feel the need to go after email, or take actions which would deny email access to our users, get appropriate warrants. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! |||---> Spots The Safety Cat Sez: <---||| ! ! ! ! Files are not checked ! Download at your own risk ! (GIF and text are OK) ! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- FYI--> MORMONOIDS / PORNO WRITER / MACJESUS Are Available For <--FYI Downloading In The "SMURFS IN HELL" File Directory. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ******************************************************************** * * * COMPLETE___PRIVATE____IDAHO____FILE____LIST * * * * Available for downloading in the "Private * * Idaho" area of the "Text" section. * * * * Updated Weekly! * * * ************************************************** When UPLOADING, please find the proper section. If you are uploading from a Mac, make SURE your terminal program is uploading "programs" as "MAC BINARY" and text or GIF files as "BINARY" or "TEXT" only ! How ever you upload a file is how it's downloaded. This system does NOT change uploaded files in any way. Mac Users: Please use Zterm or a better program to upload here. --------------- Last 20 uploads --------------- 01/05/93 "TMO_Life.zip" >Script of Monty Python' 01/05/93 "Life/Living.txt" >"Life can be Worth Livi 01/05/93 "lock.zip" >General info on lock pi 01/05/93 "lpick.zip" >Learn to pick pin tumbl 01/05/93 "lsd&govt.zip" >Review of the book "Aci 01/05/93 "LSD.zip" >Simple method for produ 01/05/93 "Mac_Tricks.txt" >A large list of all sor 01/05/93 "MacZip 1.0.cpt" >Enables you to compress 01/05/93 "MAGICK2.ZIP" >The How's and Why's of 01/05/93 "Make_XTC.zip" >Short piece on how to m 01/05/93 "Mdic130.zip" >"The Modem Dictionary 1 01/05/93 "miracles.txt" >Short piece on the simi 01/05/93 "Mis_Mos.zip" >"The Mistakes of Moses" 01/04/93 "Modern.txt" >"Modern Ancient Proverb 01/04/93 "Mojo_Chat.txt" >"Mojo chateau" - A very 01/04/93 "MOUSBALL.txt" >IBM internal memo on mo 01/04/93 "MURFSSEX.TXT" >"Murphy's Laws of Sex" 01/04/93 "M_Love_F.txt" >"The Forgotten House Of 01/04/93 "First DateTL.txt" >"My First Date With Tra 01/04/93 "Love_Con.txt" >"My Love connection Wit 01/04/93 "Mystic.zip" >"Mystics Guide to the I *** File Menu *** >> GIF's, IBM, Mac, Smurfs In Hell, Text, Help, Logoff, Quit :m *** File Menu *** >> Entertainment, Games, Sound F/X, Utils & Apps., Help, Logoff, Quit :e *** File Menu *** >> INIT/DA/CDEV, Misc., Stax, Help, Logoff, Quit :m -------------------------------------------------------------------------- MISCELLANEOUS MAC ENTERTAINMENT -------------------------------------------------------------------------- When uploading, please compress files larger than 20K.... New files are displayed first. Page 1 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> MoonPhaser.cpt 13 01/04/93 Sysop Neat program that gives you the phase of the moon for any date. 1> Spirals.cpt 30 12/27/92 Sysop 256 color graphics program. Requires 8 bit video card and QuickDraw. 2> Das Blinken.cpt 13 04/01/92 Sysop Strange little program that puts blinking lights on your screen. 3> PeepShow.sea 25 10/19/92 Sysop Fun mini-movie. 4> 8 Meg Upgrade.cpt 2 10/14/92 Sysop Give your Mac an instant 8 megabytes of RAM! 5> Bomber.cpt 2 10/14/92 Sysop Joke System Error with Restart button that runs away from you. 6> Brain_Damage.cpt 2 10/14/92 Sysop REALLY nasty joke program that makes your Mac look like an IBM. 7> Can ET Go Home?.cpt 9 10/14/92 Sysop Not fucking likely... 8> Daily Organizer.cpt 22 10/14/92 Sysop Joke program that shows what can happen if hierarchical menus are overused 9> Flea Circus.cpt 20 10/14/92 Sysop Humorous animated movie depicting the life of a flea circus performer. >> # to mark, Marked, Next, Prev, Options, Upload, Help, Quit (CR = next) : q You have no files marked, returning to menu.. *** File Menu *** >> INIT/DA/CDEV, Misc., Stax, Help, Logoff, Quit :i -------------------------------------------------------------------------- INIT / DA / CDEV ENTERTAINMENT -------------------------------------------------------------------------- When uploading, please compress files larger than 20K... New files are displayed first. Page 1 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> The Grouch 2.5 B.sea 239 12/27/92 Sysop Replaces your trash can with that of Oscar singing "I love trash." 1> Triplets DA.CPT 2 12/20/92 Sysop Short animation of three semi-nude women dancing... fairly tame. 2> USDebt3.0.cpt 9 11/26/92 Sysop DA which displays ever increasing US debt. Useless, but scary. 3> ZenWisdom.cpt 6 11/25/92 Sysop INIT which supplies you with a Zen proverb upon StartUp. 4> ARRGH!!!!.cpt 24 10/14/92 Sysop INIT that causes your Mac to emit a scream every so often. 5> Bad Moose Jokes.cpt 3 10/14/92 Sysop 50 sick jokes for your Talking Moose DA. 6> Bigfoot / Eyeballs.cpt 7 10/14/92 Sysop Two useless but entertaining INIT's. 7> Boot Icon INIT.sea 16 10/14/92 Sysop Replaces HD icon w/ that of topless woman... the more free space the large 8> Cursor Animator 1.23.cpt 72 10/14/92 Sysop Animated cursors which replace your standard Mac cursors. 9> EyeCon.cpt 5 10/14/92 Sysop Similar to Eyes INIT, only this one lets you have as many eyes as you can Page 2 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> Eyelixir.cpt 15 10/14/92 Sysop This startup document provides a soothing eye tonic for tired eyes. 1> Finder Sounds 1.3.1.cpt 135 10/14/92 Sysop Plays sounds when certain Finder events (such as opening a window) occur. 2> Food.cpt 3 10/14/92 Sysop Let your Mac pick where you should go out to eat. 3> Fruit of Passion 2.4.cpt 38 10/14/92 Sysop Enables you to change the apple in the apple menu to a number of items. 4> Go-Go.cpt 43 10/14/92 Sysop A DA showing an animated nude dancer. 5> HalEdit.cpt 13 10/14/92 Sysop A backseat typist -- changes the words you select to other ones when typed 6> IBM .cpt 6 10/14/92 Sysop Replaces your standard Trash icon with that of an IBM computer. Fun! 7> MacBarf.cpt 26 10/14/92 Sysop Makes a retching sound when a disk is ejected. 8> Madness1.0.4.cpt 236 10/14/92 Sysop Do all sorts of violence to your Mac without the costly repair bills. 9> Mouse Odometer.cpt 28 10/14/92 Sysop Measures the mileage of your mouse... >> # to mark, Marked, Next, Prev, Options, Upload, Help, Quit (CR = next) : Page 3 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> Pet Rock.Cpt 32 10/14/92 Sysop A pet rock that sits on the screen and watches you work. 1> Playmates DA.cpt 35 10/14/92 Sysop This DA is a 12 month pin-up calendar featuring scans of various playmates 2> TheRoomate.cpt 7 10/14/92 Sysop Someone to watch over you while you use your Mac, but watch out for the ev 3> Sexy Roommate.cpt 8 10/13/92 Sysop This DA is an animation of naked woman dancing. 4> SoundMaster 1.5.cpt 299 10/13/92 Sysop Enables your Mac to play a sound whenever a System event occurs. 5> SpINIT.cpt 2 10/13/92 Sysop INIT causes your Mac's windows to spin when opened. 6> Streaker.cpt 9 10/13/92 Sysop DA of a nude woman pacing back and forth. 7> Talking Moose.sea 82 10/13/92 Sysop Amusing, animated talking moose... a classic. 8> XXX Cursor Anim.cpt 17 10/13/92 Sysop Amazing obscene animated cursors! Beats the shit out of the watch cursor. 9> Zippy 2.0.SEA 30 10/13/92 Sysop An icon of Zippy appears on your screen and makes wise cracks. >> # to mark, Marked, Next, Prev, Options, Upload, Help, Quit (CR = next) : -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ANARCHY & ANARCHISTS -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ANARCHISM - "The philosophy of a new social order based on liberty unrestricted by man-made law; the theory that all forms of government rest on violence, and are therefore wrong and harmful, as well as unnecessary." Please compress files larger than 20K with ZIP... New files are displayed first. Page 1 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> No-Treas.zip 41 01/04/93 Sysop "No Treason" by Lysander Spooner. A classic anarchist tract on why the co -------------------------------------------------------------------------- GENERAL COMPUTER TEXTS -------------------------------------------------------------------------- This the "General Computer Texts" files section, please put any TEXT files which deal with computers here. Please compress files larger than 20K with ZIP... New files are displayed first. Page 1 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> nerdy.zip 5 01/04/93 Sysop "Talk Nerdy To Me" - cyberPunk/computer nerd slang. 1> lingo1.zip 209 01/03/93 Sysop Jargon File v 2.9.9 - Part 1 - A comprehensive compendium of hacker slang, 2> lingo2.zip 106 01/03/93 Sysop Jargon File v 2.9.9 - Part 2 - A comprehensive compendium of hacker slang, 3> lingo3.zip 145 01/03/93 Sysop Jargon File v. 2.9.9 - Part 3 - A comprehensive compendium of hacker slan 4> REALPRGR.TXT 3 12/30/92 Sysop "Real Programmers..." Humorous list of what real programmers do and don't 5> HackerD.zip 39 12/23/92 Sysop "The Hacker's Dictionary" Large collection of computer programmers' slang 6> Viruses.zip 8 12/23/92 Sysop "The Amazing Reality Of Software viruses" An old but interesting piece on 7> VIRUS_MYTH.txt 26 11/26/92 Sysop Discussion of computer viruses and the myths about them. 8> secret1.zip 5 11/11/92 Sysop Secret screens and other surprises in Windows. 9> secret2.zip 5 11/11/92 Sysop More on secret screens in Windows programs. >> # to mark, Marked, Next, Prev, Options, Upload, Help, Quit (CR = next) : 7 File added to your list (marked #1) : "VIRUS_MYTH.txt" Discussion of computer viruses and the myths about them. Page 2 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> zen&code.zip 7 11/01/92 Sysop Zen & the art of programming vs. hacking. 1> Zen_Comp.txt 2 10/29/92 Sysop Koans for the Zen of computing. 2> cyberspc.txt 33 10/28/92 Sysop Adventures in virtual reality. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- TELECOMMUNICATIONS TEXTS -------------------------------------------------------------------------- This the "Telecommunications Texts" files section, please put any TEXT files which deal with telecommunications here. Please compress files larger than 20K with ZIP... New files are displayed first. Page 1 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> Mdic130.zip 51 01/05/93 Sysop "The Modem Dictionary 1.30" A dictionary of over 650 telecommunications t 1> Mystic.zip 188 01/04/93 Sysop "Mystics Guide to the InterNet" - A complete bibliography of networks, ele 2> Rheingld.zip 16 12/29/92 Sysop Social contracts, reciprocity and gift economies in cyberSpace. 3> Smiley.zip 7 12/27/92 Sysop 3 short pieces on :) and other emoticons. 4> ACRONYMS.TXT 5 12/08/92 Sysop A list of abbreviations commonly used on BBS's and their meanings. 5> 30com.txt 3 12/08/92 Sysop "The 30 commandments of BBS'n" So it is written, so it shall be done. 6> Wire 1.txt 28 11/26/92 Sysop "Through The Wire #1" from "Journal Wired" 7> Wire 2.txt 24 11/26/92 Sysop "Through The Wire #2" from "Journal Wired". A discussion of online cultur 8> X/YModem.TXT 64 11/26/92 Sysop An xmodem & ymodem protocol reference. 9> ZModem.TXT 101 11/25/92 Sysop Discussion of Zmodem protocol... how it works, how to develop for it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- PRIVATE IDAHO SUPPORT TEXTS -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please do not upload to this area... New files are displayed first. Page 1 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> Private_Idaho_Files.SEA 51 01/02/93 Sysop Private Idaho file list for 1-2-93 (Mac format) 1> P_I_Files.zip 39 01/02/93 Sysop Private Idaho file list for 1-2-93 (IBM format) 2> Private_Idaho_Files.txt 312 01/02/93 Sysop Private Idaho file list as of 1-2-93 (Ascii format) >> # to mark, Marked, Next, Prev, Options, Upload, Help, Quit (CR = next) : q You have no files marked, returning to menu.. *** File Menu *** >> Big Secrets, Computers, Erotica, Fun & Humor, Private Idaho >> SubGenius, Zines, Help, Logoff, Quit :c *** File Menu *** >> General, Mac, Telecom, Help, Logoff, Quit :m -------------------------------------------------------------------------- MACINTOSH TEXTS -------------------------------------------------------------------------- This the "Macintosh Texts" files section, please put any TEXT files which deal with Macintosh computers here. Please compress files larger than 20K with ZIP... New files are displayed first. Page 1 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> Mac_Tricks.txt 21 01/05/93 Sysop A large list of all sorts of secret Mac tricks. Great fun and useful too! 1> NHSMUG App.cpt 5 01/04/93 Sysop Application for joining the National Home & School Macintosh Users Group, 2> MT&T09/92.cpt 45 01/03/93 Sysop Macintosh Tips & Tricks 09/92 3> MT&T10/92.cpt 61 01/03/93 Sysop Macintosh Tips & Tricks 10/92 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- MACINTOSH COMPRESSION SOFTWARE -------------------------------------------------------------------------- When uploading, please do not compress these files or compress them as self extracting archives (.SEA) New files are displayed first. Page 1 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> MacZip 1.0.cpt 52 01/05/93 Sysop Enables you to compress files using the .ZIP format. 1> UnARJ221.cpt 46 01/03/93 Sysop Decompresses files compressed in the ARJ format for IBM's. Not a real fan 2> UnZip 2.0.SEA 167 01/03/93 Sysop Decompresses files compressed with ZIP, a popular IBM archiving program. 3> StuffIt Expand 3.0.1 92 01/03/93 Sysop Expand-only version of the popular StuffIt archiving program. 4> StuffIt Lite 301.sea 388 12/27/92 Sysop Yet another shareware version of the popular StuffIt compression software. 5> CPT Expand.SEA 22 04/01/92 Sysop Expand-only program for "compact Pro" files. Download this!!! 6> ArcMac 1.3.sea 110 09/28/92 Sysop Saves compressed files in .arc format which is readable by IBM's. 7> Compact Pro 1.33SEA 120 09/28/92 Sysop File compression program that in many cases can achieve a 50% reduction in 8> DDExpand* 156 09/28/92 Sysop This application expands files compressed by Disk Doubler. 9> DDExpand* INIT 104 09/28/92 Sysop INIT that expands files compressed by Disk Doubler. Page 2 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> IBM Uncompactors.SEA 90 09/27/92 Sysop Four programs which will decompress IBM files stored in .arc &.zip formats 1> PackIt III (V1.3) 29 09/27/92 Sysop An older compression program, but still useful. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- MISCELLANEOUS MACINTOSH UTILITIES & APPLICATIONS -------------------------------------------------------------------------- When uploading, please compress files larger than 20K... New files are displayed first. Page 1 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> Taildragger 9 01/04/93 KLCorridon Pointer FOLLOWS Mouse instead of pointing to it! Way cool! 1> System Picker.cpt 19 12/31/92 Sysop Enables you to have several different Systems on your HD and pick which on 2> Speedometer 3.1.cpt 143 12/31/92 Sysop Truly neat program that tests the speed of your Mac and compares the resul 3> SCSI Probe 3.4.cpt 21 12/29/92 Sysop ScSI mounter and tester... one of the best around! 4> SoftwareFPU 2.01a.cpt 33 12/27/92 Sysop An INIT and control panel device which enable Mac Lc's and SI's to run sof 5> SuperClock 3.9.cpt 14 12/27/92 Sysop The best menu clock available for the Mac! Works with almost all models a 6> SuperRat!.cpt 2 12/27/92 Sysop INIT that accelerates your ABD Mouse. 7> .TIF to TIFF.cpt 25 12/23/92 Sysop Program that converts IBM .TIF documents to Macintosh TIFF format. 8> SCSI ACCEL 7.0.CPT 13 12/22/92 Sysop For Mac Plus Only!!! Increases the rate your Plus accesses a hard disk. 9> MacInTalk2.cpt 18 12/22/92 Sysop MacinTalk 2.0 - Speech synthesis system document required by such programs -------------------------------------------------------------------------- MACINTOSH PROGRAMMING -------------------------------------------------------------------------- When uploading, please compress files larger than 20K... New files are displayed first. Page 1 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> Protoclip 1.2.cpt 9 12/30/92 Sysop This FKey takes any c source code in the clipboard and converts it into a 1> ResExpress 1.0.sea 125 12/29/92 Sysop Neat new resource editing DA. 2> Hax.SEA 45 12/22/92 Sysop Easily changes the type and creator tags on a file. Great for "mystery" d 3> Fedit 3.1.cpt 27 04/01/92 Sysop File & Floppy editor. 4> C Quick Ref 1.0.cpt 10 04/01/92 Sysop This DA is a handy list of c programming expressions, etc. 5> Advent Game Toolkit.cpt 169 09/28/92 Sysop A program for designing and running your own text adventures. 6> Adventures Plus.sea 152 09/28/92 Sysop Graphic adventure game generator, similar to World Builder. 7> HyperCard 1.2.2.sea 258 09/28/92 Sysop Hypercard before claris screwed it up. The version required for MacJesus. 8> HyperCard 2.1.SEA 441 09/27/92 Sysop New version of Hypercard bundled w/ HyperFinder 1.0. 9> HyperCard SerialPort.SEA 95 09/27/92 Sysop A collection of externals that enable Hypercard to communicate w/ the Mac MACINTOSH TELECOMMUNICATIONS SOFTWARE -------------------------------------------------------------------------- When uploading, please compress files larger than 20K... New files are displayed first. Page 1 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> Qdial.cpt 20 12/30/92 Sysop Neat DA that automatically dials up to five different phone numbers. Grea 1> Serial of Champ.CPT 157 12/27/92 Sysop Neat INIT that monitors your modem's performance among other things. A mu 2> Boom INIT.cpt 2 04/01/92 Sysop This INIT restarts your Mac whenever there is a system error. Useful for 3> *Display RLE DA.cpt 2 12/20/92 Sysop This DA enables you to display RLE text files as graphics and to create yo 4> SysDown.cpt 52 12/16/92 Sysop Useful program that will send a message to BBS users when your board is do 5> ZTerm CICN's.cpt 2 11/25/92 Sysop A set of color icons for use with ZTerm. 6> Cable Test.cpt 4 09/28/92 Sysop Small application that checks out your modem cable. 7> Demon Dialer.cpt 14 09/28/92 Sysop Will call every # between any two #'s you specify & record the #'s with mo 8> HyperBBS II V.5.cpt 155 09/28/92 Sysop Advanced version of HyperBBS. Faster and more powerful than original. 9> MUBBS V1.1.2.SEA 365 09/27/92 Sysop MUBBS (Multi User BBS) is an exciting new modular BBS system. Page 2 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> Red Ryder 10.3.sea 183 09/27/92 Sysop Popular shareware communications program for the Macintosh. 1> ZTerm9.cpt 189 09/27/92 Sysop A great telecommunications program that features Zmodem . -------------------------------------------------------------------------- MACINTOSH ARCADE GAMES -------------------------------------------------------------------------- When uploading, please compress files larger than 20K... New files are displayed first. Page 1 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> Classic Daleks.cpt 24 01/03/93 Sysop Best Daleks game ever! Smooth animation and sound f/x make this one quite 1> Glider 4.06 D.SEA 350 01/03/93 Sysop Great new demo version of the game "Glider" that features improved sound a 2> Amps 3.0(B2).cpt 8 10/19/92 Sysop Don't get fried by the AMPS!!! 3> Bash Big Blue.cpt 14 09/28/92 Sysop Stomp as many IBM logos as possible... 4> CairoSOut.cpt 39 09/28/92 Sysop An old time shooting arcade with an Egyptian flavor. 5> Continuum 1.03.cpt 100 09/28/92 Sysop Pilot your spaceship through mazes filled with lasers and obstacles. 6> Catch The Buzz 1.01.cpt 208 09/28/92 Sysop Fun Tetris-like game with interesting sound f/x... 7> Crab Attack II.SEA 222 09/28/92 Sysop Battle giant radioactive crabs as they come ashore. Excellent! 8> Donkey Doo.SEA 56 09/28/92 Sysop Dodge piles & barrels of donkey shit... just like real life. 9> GangWars.cpt 96 09/28/92 Sysop Roam the streets killing, robbing and beating other people. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- MISCELLANEOUS MACINTOSH GAMES -------------------------------------------------------------------------- When uploading, please compress files larger than 20K... New files are displayed first. Page 1 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> Galactic Trader 1.01.cpt 171 01/03/93 Sysop Latest version what was formerly "Galactic Empire". Many 1> Battleship 1.2.2.CPT 69 04/01/92 Sysop Pretty good computer version of the classic board game. 2> Camel.cpt 70 09/28/92 Sysop Guide your camel across the Gobi desert while evading hostile Arabs. 3> Express Lane!.sea 57 09/28/92 Sysop Run groceries as quickly as possible through a bar code scanner. 4> HumpBack.cpt 17 09/28/92 Sysop Get the camel or your choice to go through the eye of a needle. 5> IconQuest.sea 75 09/28/92 Sysop Move icons into groups of 4 so that they may evolve into super icons. 6> MacNasty.sea 61 09/28/92 Sysop Bribe, blackmail & seduce to become the most important person in town. 7> Rassling.cpt 39 09/28/92 Sysop Pick real pro-wrestlers and have them face off in the squared circle! 8> Robosport.sea 97 09/28/92 Sysop Allocate resources to your robots and let them battle! 9> RoboWar 2.1.2.cpt 226 09/28/92 Sysop Design, program & battle robot gladiators. >> # to mark, Marked, Next, Prev, Options, Upload, Help, Quit (CR = next) : 6 File added to your list (marked #1) : "MacNasty.sea" Bribe, blackmail & seduce to become the most important person in town. >> # to mark, Marked, Next, Prev, Options, Upload, Help, Quit (CR = next) : q File ready for download is #1 "MacNasty.sea" (protocol Zmodem, T changes it) >> Download, Next, Prev, Toggle, Help, Quit (return = next) :d Ready to send "MacNasty.sea" 61K Start your Zmodem DOWNLOAD (receive) now (Press control - X several times to cancel)... * -------------------------------------------------------------------------- SubGenius Texts -------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- THE SUBGENIUS FOUNDATION HEALS RUINED MEMBERS OF A CRUMBLING SOCIETY! -- Screwed-up suburbanite with sex, drug, or social problems? The SubGenius Foundation may not "help" much, but it will make you proud to be i nsane... The SubGenius Foundation P.O. Box 140306 Dallas, Texas 75214 The scorn church for strange people. $1 for morbid but hilarious and thought-provoking booklet. New files are displayed first. Page 1 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> nick1.zip 1 01/04/93 Sysop Slack requires excuses not answers!!! 1> nickdan1.zip 1 01/04/93 Sysop Info on "Return To The Forbidden Planet". 2> nojoke.zip 1 01/04/93 Sysop "This Is No Joke" - Excerpts from the Book of the SubGenius. 3> power1.zip 1 12/30/92 Sysop Rant about the power of Bob & other shit. 4> pray1.zip 1 12/30/92 Sysop One SubGenius' way of praying to Bob. 5> Legume.txt 1 12/30/92 Sysop Dr. Legume - Madman or Saint? 6> ryoubob.zip 1 12/29/92 Sysop News of an anus-clenching meeting with "Bob". 7> STOLEN_CAR.TXT 2 11/11/92 Sysop How Bob & the power of Slack return one SubG's stolen car. 8> SLACK.TXT 1 11/11/92 Sysop Short piece on "What Is Slack?" 9> SubG_App.zip 15 11/11/92 Sysop Application to become a member of the church of the SubGenius along with a >> # to mark, Marked, Next, Prev, Options, Upload, Help, Quit (CR = next) : q You have no files marked, returning to menu.. *** File Menu *** >> Big Secrets, Computers, Erotica, Fun & Humor, Private Idaho >> SubGenius, Zines, Help, Logoff, Quit :z -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'ZINES -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please compress files larger than 20K with ZIP... 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Page 1 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> dmtnt3.txt 1 01/03/93 Jade Falcon Dead Men Tell No Tales #3 A gas bomb to use in enclosed public places 1> dmtnt2.txt 3 01/02/93 Jade Falcon Dead Men Tell No Tales #2 Fun unlooseable bets for easy money 2> dmtnt.txt 2 12/31/92 Jade Falcon Dead Men Tell No Tales #1- How to booby trap a book. 3> CDC_164.TXT 6 01/03/93 Sysop Kult of the Dead Kow #164 - "Beyond Good & Evil" 4> CDC_165.TXT 24 01/03/93 Sysop Kult of the Dead Kow #165 - "Winnie The Pooh Part 1" 5> CDC_166.TXT 39 01/03/93 Sysop Kult of the Dead Kow #166 - "Silent Applause Part 1" 6> CDC_167.TXT 1 01/03/93 Sysop Kult of the Dead Kow #167 - "Silent Applause Part 2" 7> CDC_168.TXT 6 01/03/93 Sysop Kult of the Dead Kow #168 - "Bank Fraud" 8> CDC_169.TXT 8 01/03/93 Sysop Kult of the Dead Kow #169 - "America's Most Wanted" 9> CDC_180.TXT 10 01/03/93 Sysop Kult of the Dead Kow #180 - "Amazingly True Things #1" >> # to mark, Marked, Next, Prev, Options, Upload, Help, Quit (CR = next) : 7 \ Page 2 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> CDC_181.TXT 11 01/03/93 Sysop Kult of the Dead Kow #181 - "Life Lost; Prosperity Gained" 1> CDC_182.TXT 5 01/03/93 Sysop Kult of the Dead Kow #182 - "Wooooaaaahhh, Nelly!" 2> CDC_183.TXT 9 01/03/93 Sysop Kult of the Dead Kow #183 - Original Music Reviews #8 3> CDC_184.TXT 3 01/03/93 Sysop Kult of the Dead Kow #184 - "It Looked Back At Me" 4> CDC_185.TXT 13 01/03/93 Sysop Kult of the Dead Kow #185 - "The Future" 5> CDC_188.TXT 6 01/03/93 Sysop Kult of the Dead Kow #188 - "The Illusion of Motion" 6> CDC_189.TXT 3 01/03/93 Sysop Kult of the Dead Kow #189 - "My circumcision" 7> LOL-001.zip 2 12/16/92 Sysop Legions Of Lucifer #1 - "How To Make SPRING BREAK Even Phunner" 8> LOL-002.zip 2 12/16/92 Sysop Legions Of Lucifer #2 - dangers of carding and what NOT to do. 9> LOL-003.zip 3 12/16/92 Sysop Legions Of Lucifer #3 - classroom anarchy vol. 1 >> # to mark, Marked, Next, Prev, Options, Upload, Help, Quit (CR = next) : 8 Page 3 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> LOL-004.zip 3 12/16/92 Sysop Legions Of Lucifer #4 - classroom anarchy vol. 2 1> LOL-005.zip 5 12/16/92 Sysop Legions Of Lucifer #5 - "How To Kill Your Mother" 2> LOL-006.zip 8 12/16/92 Sysop Legions Of Lucifer #6 - "curb service... an EZ-con scam" 3> LOL-007.zip 6 12/16/92 Sysop Legions Of Lucifer #7 - "What To Do With credit cards & Porn Numbers." 4> LOL-008.zip 12 12/16/92 Sysop Legions Of Lucifer #8 - "Guide To Professional House Bombing / Housewrecki 5> LOL-009.zip 3 12/16/92 Sysop Legions Of Lucifer #9 - "The Last Issue" 6> LOL-010.zip 6 12/16/92 Sysop Legions Of Lucifer #10 - "Hacking Telenet vol. 1" 7> LOL-011.zip 12 12/16/92 Sysop Legions Of Lucifer #11 - "Hacking Telenet/Primenet vol. 2" 8> LOL-012.zip 6 12/16/92 Sysop Legions Of Lucifer #12 - "Hacking voice Mail Systems" 9> LOL-013.zip 16 12/16/92 Sysop Legions Of Lucifer #13 - "An All Purpose Guide To Auto Theft" >> # to mark, Marked, Next, Prev, Options, Upload, Help, Quit (CR = next) : 7 Page 4 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> LOL-014.zip 10 12/16/92 Sysop Legions Of Lucifer #14 - crashing Telegard, WWIv & Emulex BBS systems. 1> LOL-015.zip 6 12/16/92 Sysop Legions Of Lucifer #15 - List of dial up numbers which the phone system us 2> LOL-016.zip 24 12/16/92 Sysop Legions Of Lucifer #16 - Giant piece on every drug you can imagine. 3> LOL-017.zip 9 12/16/92 Sysop Legions Of Lucifer #17 - "The Radio Shack IcST Scam" 4> LOL-018.zip 8 12/16/92 Sysop Legions Of Lucifer #18 - "What Is Tymnet?" 5> LOL-019s.zip 16 12/16/92 Sysop Legions Of Lucifer #18 - "How To Make A Scud Bomb" & rants from Damaged Se 6> LOL-020.zip 14 12/16/92 Sysop Legions Of Lucifer #20 - "Hacking Unix Through Internet" 7> Cheap Truth 01.txt 9 12/15/92 Sysop "Quest For Decay" - criticism of mainstrean sci-fi 8> Cheap Truth 02.txt 9 12/15/92 Sysop "Public Shudders At Best Of The Year" Sci-Fi criticism. 9> Cheap Truth 03.txt 8 12/15/92 Sysop Satirical "interview" with H.P. Lovecraft >> # to mark, Marked, Next, Prev, Options, Upload, Help, Quit (CR = next) : 1 Page 5 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> Cheap Truth 04.txt 10 12/15/92 Sysop Sci-Fi Nonfiction Books 1> Cheap Truth 05.txt 9 12/15/92 Sysop "Exploring A 21st century Pop Ideology" 2> Cheap Truth 06.txt 7 12/15/92 Sysop "Ice cracks Up With '83 Best Of Year" 3> Cheap Truth 07.txt 10 12/15/92 Sysop "Squirming Mags" 4> Cheap Truth 08.txt 9 12/15/92 Sysop "Real Sci-Fi Fans Don't Read Priest" 5> Cheap Truth 09.txt 9 12/15/92 Sysop Sci-Fi Ghettos 6> Cheap Truth 10.txt 9 12/15/92 Sysop "How The Other Half Reads" - Soviet Sci-Fi roundup 7> Cheap Truth 11.txt 8 12/15/92 Sysop "Sci-Fi Writer Eats Own Foot To Survive!!!" 8> Cheap Truth 12.txt 7 12/15/92 Sysop "Punk Postures" - Piece on cyberpunk Sci-Fi. 9> Cheap Truth 13.txt 9 12/15/92 Sysop "Pop AgiProp" Page 6 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> Cheap Truth 14.txt 9 12/15/92 Sysop cheap Truth Tours central America. 1> Cheap Truth 15.txt 9 12/15/92 Sysop "Report On The Sophmore Dress code" 2> Cheap Truth 16.txt 17 12/15/92 Sysop Piece on the state of British Sci-Fi. 3> Cheap Truth 17.txt 11 12/15/92 Sysop "The Last cheap Truth" 4> tanj.000 4 11/10/92 Sysop There Ain't No Justice #0 "Afterthoughts" Guidelines for writing for TAN 5> tanj.001 7 11/10/92 Sysop There Ain't No Justice #1 "How To Host A Bust" What to do when the cops 6> tanj.002 11 11/10/92 Sysop There Ain't No Justice #2 "Words To Live By" A collection of interesti 7> tanj.003 9 11/10/92 Sysop There Ain't No Justice #3 "The Last Mile" 8> tanj.004 10 11/10/92 Sysop There Ain't No Justice #4 "I Hate Banks" Big fun w/ Mojo Nixon lyrics. 9> tanj.005 6 11/10/92 Sysop There Ain't No Justice #5 "A Night In The Life" Page 7 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> tanj.006 8 11/10/92 Sysop There Ain't No Justice #6 "On The Origins Of Derf" 1> tanj.007 9 11/10/92 Sysop There Ain't No Justice #7 "At The End Of My Rope" A hacker's court case. 2> tanj.008 13 11/10/92 Sysop There Ain't No Justice #8 "I couldn't Think Of A Title-- So There." 3> tanj.009 9 11/10/92 Sysop There Ain't No Justice #9 "Blood Lust 01" Blood drinkin' & other good, c 4> tanj.010 16 11/10/92 Sysop There Ain't No Justice #10 "Donkeys can't Sleep In Bathtubs & Other crazy 5> tanj.011 19 11/10/92 Sysop There Ain't No Justice #11 "Blood Lust 02: The comsumation." 6> tanj.012 10 11/10/92 Sysop There Ain't No Justice #12 "The Family Pool" 7> tanj.013 7 11/10/92 Sysop There Ain't No Justice #13 "Poems & Memories" 8> tanj.014 32 11/10/92 Sysop There Ain't No Justice #14 "Going crazy In The Suburbs 01" 9> tanj.015 7 11/10/92 Sysop There Ain't No Justice #15 "Terrible Lie" Page 8 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> tanj.016 6 11/10/92 Sysop There Ain't No Justice #16 "The Abduction Of A Social Geek" 1> tanj.017 19 11/10/92 Sysop There Ain't No Justice #17 "A Parody Of Star Trek: The Next Generation." 2> tanj.018 7 11/10/92 Sysop There Ain't No Justice #18 "The 69 Laws Of BBS's" 3> tanj.019 15 11/10/92 Sysop There Ain't No Justice #19 "Man Of Steel/Woman Of Kleenex" Discusses Supe 4> tanj.020 9 11/10/92 Sysop There Ain't No Justice #20 "God Save The children" & "The How To Book Of 5> tanj.021 14 11/10/92 Sysop There Ain't No Justice #21 "Above & Beyond" Gruesome vietman war story. 6> tanj.022 9 11/10/92 Sysop There Ain't No Justice #22 "Going crazy In The Suburds 02: Relationships" 7> tanj.023 6 11/10/92 Sysop There Ain't No Justice #23 "A Mind's Eye view Of Paradise." 8> tanj.024 7 11/10/92 Sysop There Ain't No Justice #24 "The Night That changed My Life." 9> tanj.025 9 11/10/92 Sysop There Ain't No Justice #25 "Another Poetry Interlude." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- PRIVATE IDAHO SUPPORT TEXTS -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please do not upload to this area... New files are displayed first. Page 1 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> Private_Idaho_Files.SEA 51 01/02/93 Sysop Private Idaho file list for 1-2-93 (Mac format) 1> P_I_Files.zip 39 01/02/93 Sysop Private Idaho file list for 1-2-93 (IBM format) 2> Private_Idaho_Files.txt 312 01/02/93 Sysop Private Idaho file list as of 1-2-93 (Ascii format) -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Erotica Texts -------------------------------------------------------------------------- An excerpt from "Kingdom Cum" "About three weeks ago two sisters moved into the ammo dump across the hall. I first met them on the elevator one evening. Their names were Lisa and Jessica, and; they were gorgeous! Lisa was tall and almost a double for Klaus Barbie! Jessica was a woman of easy virtue and had the biggest pair of butt cheeks I have ever seen! Ever since then, I found myself fantasizing about them whenever I dressed up like Judy Garland. Then late one night as I was taking care of my kidney dialysis, there was a weird sucking noise at the door...." New files are displayed first. Page 1 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> Mojo_Chat.txt 17 01/04/93 Sysop "Mojo chateau" - A very funny story involving a vacuum cleaner salesman an 1> M_Love_F.txt 12 01/04/93 Sysop "The Forgotten House Of Mutilated Love Freaks" 2> First DateTL.txt 15 01/04/93 Sysop "My First Date With Traci Lords" - hilarious!!! 3> Love_Con.txt 11 01/04/93 Sysop "My Love connection With Linda Blair" - A real hoot! 4> Pops.txt 18 12/30/92 Sysop The strange story of the wino and the porno star. 5> SexWizrd.zip 70 12/27/92 Sysop Huge question & answer text file about your favorite subject... Sex!!! 6> ALLISON.TXT 14 11/25/92 Sysop A young woman's sexual adventures. 7> ASHLEE1.TXT 18 11/25/92 Sysop Guy dominates a gangster's moll. 8> CRYS-01 8 11/25/92 Sysop Dirty old man does neighbor's nubile teenage daughter in the swimming pool 9> EBEAVER.TXT 20 11/25/92 Sysop Story of Professor Mac & Eager Beaver fucking their brains out. *** File Menu *** >> Big Secrets, Computers, Erotica, Fun & Humor, Private Idaho >> SubGenius, Zines, Help, Logoff, Quit :f -------------------------------------------------------------------------- HUMOR / LAFFS / FUN TEXTS -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please compress files larger than 20K with ZIP... New files are displayed first. Page 1 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> TMO_Life.zip 32 01/05/93 Sysop Script of Monty Python's "The Meaning Of Life". 1> Modern.txt 4 01/04/93 Sysop "Modern Ancient Proverbs" - Funny computer-generated proverbs. 2> MOUSBALL.txt 1 01/04/93 Sysop IBM internal memo on mouse balls. 3> MURFSSEX.TXT 4 01/04/93 Sysop "Murphy's Laws of Sex" - Funny but true. 4> OLW#1.TXT 2 12/31/92 Sysop "Our Lawer Writes #1" British lawyer humor. 5> OLW#3.TXT 2 12/31/92 Sysop "Our Lawyer Writes #3" More British Lawyer humor. 6> OLW#5.TXT 2 12/31/92 Sysop "Our Lawyer Writes #5" Even more Brit lawyer humor. 7> OLW#7.TXT 2 11/15/92 Sysop "Our Lawyer Writes #7" Interesting legal humor. 8> PCmag.zip 1 12/31/92 Sysop Satirical look at Pc Magazine's headlines. 9> PROBLEMS.TEXT 4 12/30/92 Sysop Some common sense problems from Dedaparamaxxaginos Productions... a scream Page 2 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> R_T_W_Fuck.txt 2 12/30/92 Sysop "Regarding The Word 'Fuck'" - Humorous piece on the proper usage of "Fuck" 1> SAFE-FAX.TXT 3 12/29/92 Sysop Important rules for safe fax. 2> wetdrm.txt 3 12/27/92 Sysop Hilarious lyrics to the song "Wet Dream". 3> ResumeJB.txt 6 12/23/92 Sysop "The Resume Of Jennifer Blowdryer" 4> toe_fu.txt 23 12/23/92 Sysop "The Stripper And The Toe Fu Pyramid" Wonderful! 5> Update_O_D.txt 1 12/23/92 Sysop "Update On Dimensions" - Humorous measurements. 6> TwinSim.ZIP 21 12/20/92 Sysop "Twin Simpsons" Satire combinding "The Simpsons" & "Twin Peaks". 7> virus!.txt 1 12/20/92 Sysop Humorous new viruses. 8> cows.txt 9 12/15/92 Sysop Strange Acsii drawings of cows in various perdicaments. 9> flinch.txt 3 12/15/92 Sysop A very embarrassing trip to the gynecologist. Page 3 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> Buttons 14 12/08/92 Sysop "The Insidious calligraphic Button catalogue of Doctor Fu Manchu" 1> BrookeZM.TXT 15 12/08/92 Sysop "Brooke, Zombies & Me" Hilarious story about dating Brooke Shields and co 2> BEER.TXT 1 12/08/92 Sysop "25 Good Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women" 3> Bad ADS.TXT 8 12/08/92 Sysop A collection of humorous misworded ads. 4> A_RESTAURANT.TXT 14 12/08/92 Sysop Lyrics to the song "Alice's Restaurant"... all 18.5 minutes worth. 5> 19THINGS.TXT 1 12/08/92 Sysop "19 Things You'll Never See On Star Trek" Funny but true!!! 6> 101_Bl_Jokes.TXT 8 12/08/92 Sysop "101 Blonde Jokes" -- Quite fun. 7> WORST.TXT 18 11/26/92 Sysop "The 20 Worst Sci-Fi Movies" - Manditory reading for all Private Idaho use 8> CUCUMBER.TXT 6 11/25/92 Sysop 101 reasons why cucumbers are better than men. 9> Olympic.txt 1 11/25/92 Sysop Discussion of latest Olympic event - Baby Bucket Microlunge. >> Big Secrets, Computers, Erotica, Fun & Humor, Private Idaho >> SubGenius, Zines, Help, Logoff, Quit :c *** File Menu *** >> General, Mac, Telecom, Help, Logoff, Quit :m -------------------------------------------------------------------------- MACINTOSH TEXTS -------------------------------------------------------------------------- This the "Macintosh Texts" files section, please put any TEXT files which deal with Macintosh computers here. Please compress files larger than 20K with ZIP... Page 1 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> Mac_Tricks.txt 21 01/05/93 Sysop A large list of all sorts of secret Mac tricks. Great fun and useful too! 1> NHSMUG App.cpt 5 01/04/93 Sysop Application for joining the National Home & School Macintosh Users Group, 2> MT&T09/92.cpt 45 01/03/93 Sysop Macintosh Tips & Tricks 09/92 3> MT&T10/92.cpt 61 01/03/93 Sysop Macintosh Tips & Tricks 10/92 >> INIT/DA/CDEV, Misc., Stax, Help, Logoff, Quit :i -------------------------------------------------------------------------- INIT / DA / CDEV ENTERTAINMENT -------------------------------------------------------------------------- When uploading, please compress files larger than 20K... New files are displayed first. Page 1 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> The Grouch 2.5 B.sea 239 12/27/92 Sysop Replaces your trash can with that of Oscar singing "I love trash." 1> Triplets DA.CPT 2 12/20/92 Sysop Short animation of three semi-nude women dancing... fairly tame. 2> USDebt3.0.cpt 9 11/26/92 Sysop DA which displays ever increasing US debt. Useless, but scary. 3> ZenWisdom.cpt 6 11/25/92 Sysop INIT which supplies you with a Zen proverb upon StartUp. 4> ARRGH!!!!.cpt 24 10/14/92 Sysop INIT that causes your Mac to emit a scream every so often. 5> Bad Moose Jokes.cpt 3 10/14/92 Sysop 50 sick jokes for your Talking Moose DA. 6> Bigfoot / Eyeballs.cpt 7 10/14/92 Sysop Two useless but entertaining INIT's. 7> Boot Icon INIT.sea 16 10/14/92 Sysop Replaces HD icon w/ that of topless woman... the more free space the large 8> Cursor Animator 1.23.cpt 72 10/14/92 Sysop Animated cursors which replace your standard Mac cursors. 9> EyeCon.cpt 5 10/14/92 Sysop Similar to Eyes INIT, only this one lets you have as many eyes as you can >> # to mark, Marked, Next, Prev, Options, Upload, Help, Quit (CR = next) : Page 2 FILENAME SIZE (K) DATE UPLOADED BY 0> Eyelixir.cpt 15 10/14/92 Sysop This startup document provides a soothing eye tonic for tired eyes. 1> Finder Sounds 1.3.1.cpt 135 10/14/92 Sysop Plays sounds when certain Finder events (such as opening a window) occur. 2> Food.cpt 3 10/14/92 Sysop Let your Mac pick where you should go out to eat. 3> Fruit of Passion 2.4.cpt 38 10/14/92 Sysop Enables you to change the apple in the apple menu to a number of items. 4> Go-Go.cpt 43 10/14/92 Sysop A DA showing an animated nude dancer. 5> HalEdit.cpt 13 10/14/92 Sysop A backseat typist -- changes the words you select to other ones when typed 6> IBM .cpt 6 10/14/92 Sysop Replaces your standard Trash icon with that of an IBM computer. Fun! 7> MacBarf.cpt 26 10/14/92 Sysop Makes a retching sound when a disk is ejected. 8> Madness1.0.4.cpt 236 10/14/92 Sysop Do all sorts of violence to your Mac without the costly repair bills. 9> Mouse Odometer.cpt 28 10/14/92 Sysop