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04 May 2000

E-commerce.

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28 April 2000

Internet consumer segments.

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20 April 2000

Salon's "Finland -- the open-source society."

An uncharacteristic, travel-induced, un-Birkirtsly observation: It occurred to me that the treasured volume, weight, smell, and interactions ultimately translate to more stuff I will have to haul up five flights of stairs when I get back. So I'm searching for texts online that I will print out to read with good food, ecological guilt, and lots of complaints about the Experience. Puskin was to be my first victim, but although there's plenty of bootleg Pushkin in Russian, the selection is a bit narrower in English... Criticism and non-fiction is easier read by the sheaf than fiction, although I will still purchase Maurice Couturier's Roman et censure, ou la mauvaise foi d'Eros [Novel and Censorship, or Eros' Bad Faith] (Seyssel: Champ Vallon, 1996) after reading the fifth chapter online (that is-- printing it out to have with salmon for supper)...Tonight will be Tristam Shandy and noodles.

A reading list by Kathy Acker.and by a triple free association of ideas, A Book I Need by Nathalie Sarraute.

Following the precedent set by Disgruntled Housewife in the infancy of the Internet, I pause to endorse a product: Terax Conditioner.

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18 April 2000

This morning in the Helsingin Sanomat there was a story of a man who died six years ago in his apartment and was only discovered yesterday. In the paper version of the newspaper, the story was accompanied by an image of six years of garish junk mail piled up behind the front door.

Hmm... The building at Vitra is uninhabitable. I haven't been to Bilbao, but the interior images don't look promising. In my world, if architecture is to be excused as sculpture (as opposed to an inhabitable space, "Ooops, excuse me.") it had better damn well be sublime sculpture. In fact, I think there's plenty of evidence to suggest that there's really no excuse at all. Unlike some unnamed-but-name-dropping-fawning-pansy-fruity-drink-drinkin-architectural critics, I'm of the opinion that it's better to nail at least one of the two. At the very least it's has to be a good sculpture or a good space. Either one justifies the existence of the building. At the very most, it's both... I am irritated because every time I venture to point out the emperor's bare ass, people politely turn their heads as if I've just sneezed snot all over myself.

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16 April 2000

Everything twice : mistranslations and puns, the most bestest opening lines ever (witness the confounded starts of my English-as-second-language Finnish colleagues), and butterflies (why so many literary links with incest?...can't be purely the anagram).

I bought a very handy Soviet military aviator cap in Estonia...Unfortunately, I debated the goggles and when I returned, the vendor was gone. I will be thinking of them forever...They were lovely perforated blue-painted steel with thick glass clipped to the front of the frames. They tied in the back with brown laces...

The FNwire interview with the search engine is brilliant. I always had a fantasy that I could call up Information and ask for any sort of Information (not just telephone numbers). In fact I did, a couple of times (not recently). I think the operators were so startled they just answered as best they could instead of correcting my misconception. The point is-- it's awfully attractive to imagine a service that answers natural language queries. Several people referred to Ask Jeeves in recent user testing, "I'd like it to be like Ask Jeeves. You can ask whatever you want." On inquiry, each admitted that he'd never actually used the service. Hmm.

This month's Blueprint magazine features the communication devices of the Future (another gem from user testing: "The future's getting on a bit now, isn't it?"). The Future being 2 or 3 years from now. Also, Wallpaper is online... [Deep breath] It's lovely. I kept trying to despise it, but they keep digging up cool building materials and designers no one else makes the effort to find. Then when they extolled one of V's buildings, I had to cave. The site looks really nice. Additionally, it's really well organized. There-- I said it. It's design porn... Or it's like adultery. Most people do it but everyone emphatically thinks it's wrong.

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30 March 2000

I am, once again, missing the CHI conference. I appreciate the rigor of the work that comes out of that conference, conservative as it often is. Everyone in the world is going-- even my clients. In fact, a whole passel of them are preaching there... Which is a thought that would paralyze me if I dwelt on it.

How can I have lived my whole life and not known that:

Someone whom I don't know just brought her baby into the office. She (the baby) is very fresh and teeny and sleepy. She was dressed in a soft, white, woolly little suit. She looked like a toy lamb. I was very fascinated with her little fingernails... Every time I see a child or especially a baby in my workplace, I realize how truly homogenous is my environment. I grew up taking babies for granted because they were always underfoot. Now suddenly I live in this bizarre, futuristic world where all the people by whom I'm surrounded are young and beautiful and clever (1500 of the most talented, creative, gorgeous, stylish, arrogant, etc.... I poke very gentle fun because I truly love my job and my work environment). Still, I don't spend a lot of time with infants or older people these days.

A musical composition program that responds to it's audience (environmental audio cues) real time using a neural network. I was hoping for an audio clip.

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29 March 2000

I'm thinking about usability testing. I rank every aspect of the evening: very easy, easy, neither easy nor difficult, difficult, very difficult. The pizza was easy, the headache is difficult, and the coffee was very, very difficult... I've noticed a tendency toward difficult coffee in these parts.

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28 March 2000

I need someone who knows what's she's talking about on a more detailed level than do I. Even my grasp of the concept is a bit tenuous. I know what makes sense in the context and how I want to see it implemented. I just need someone who went to school for all this nonsense to answer specific questions. I just need to know everything.

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26 March 2000

Albrecht Schmidt is thinking carefully about the related possibilities of ambient media and wireless, context-based computing. The latter, of course, is where we have to concentrate to keep ourselves in the style to which we are accustomed and the marmalade on the table, but the idea of context-based interactions quickly becomes pretty fluid.

The time change really couldn't have come at a worse moment for me. I went from spending two weeks in Texas to arriving in Helsinki and they immediately moved the hours forward. That puts me at a nine hour disadvantage. I'm starting to feel a bit drunk all the time. Add to that, the wireless technology in Europe leaves the Americas in the dust (everyone bops around with these elegant little devices called Psions and talks cryptically in acronyms) and I am reeling as I desperately try not to embarrass myself by spending a lot of time (= money) painstakingly inventing something that already exists. It's all very fun and definitely my sort of thing.

I didn't feel like talking. Sometimes I don't.

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25 March 2000

He told me this story:

Balanchine had a cat, Mourka, which he trained to "perform brilliant jetes and tourn en l'air; he used to say that at last he had a body to choreograph for." He wanted to present Mourka's talents, in a program titled "The Evolution of Ballet: From Petipa to Petipaw."

In my ignorance, I ate something very strange for supper last night. I'm not really clear on what it was, but it involved things pickled in a way I can't condone... Swedish is fine. There are enough parallels to English, but Finnish renders me helpless. The grocery store has become a very dangerous place.

I've been thinking a lot about personalization. It's more interesting than pure interface customization, which is where it seems like we spend the majority of our attention. Personalization, as opposed to customization, is passive on the part of the user. I'm wondering if there's a good way to use an IA (neural network?) to respond to users over time. I can't think of (or find) an example of an artificial intelligence used in the context of an interface... There must be some example. The closest might be the use of neural networks in medical diagnosis and forecasting. A user would certainly still have access to customization features, both for contextual customization and decontextualized customization (the latter more for gross state changes); but the interface would subsequently learn by... Oh never mind-- that's why we don't use neural networks in interface design: we don't have enough data to make the responsivity relevant... It's only a matter of time until we have much more visceral interfaces, if I have anything to do with it.

I am reading a very fat book of Alice Munro's short stories. I was enjoying them at first; I was able to appreciate the delicacy of the prose and the character sketches, but I don't think I ought to be reading the entire book straight through. It doesn't feel quite polite. The cumulative effect of the stories is an exhausting female desperation. It makes me tired and depressed. I don't want to be forced to identify with a series of protagonists whose every decision is directed, even obliquely, by an angry and illogical male. And that makes me feel somehow nasty and superior... So I went to the bookstore that's nestled in the arm of Stockmann's, where I went five years ago to buy a sketch book. This time I bought a very expensive English language copy of Plain Pleasures by Jane Bowles who was properly nuts without the help of anyone else, male or otherwise.

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